I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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