hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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