Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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