I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
vagina is talking i cant
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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