chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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