Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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