soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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