ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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