It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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