Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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