so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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