the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I need a burrito and a hug.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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