So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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