He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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