The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
