so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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