is your mom at the bar?
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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