he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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