This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I lost the right to judge tonight
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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