i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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