i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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