Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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