If i come over, it means nothing
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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