If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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