we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
All the doctor said was why
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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