She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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