Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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