What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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