Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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