During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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