I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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