she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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