So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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