fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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