he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
