id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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