It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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