mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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