once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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