Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Oh Jesus.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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