I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
