I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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