Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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