Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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