There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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