Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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