put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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