I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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