well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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