So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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